When we whined, our sweet little grandmother would sing, “Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, Guess I’ll go eat worms. Long, thin slimy ones, big fat juicy ones, little bitty fuzzy wuzzy worms. First you bite the heads off, then you suck the guts out, look at them wiggle and squirm. Nobody loves me, everybody hates me, guess I’ll go eat worms.”
i remember this! haven't thought about it in years. also, "play pretties" is so darn cute.